• Brunswick*
• Carlton*
• Coburg*
• Collingwood*
• Cremorne*
• East Melbourne*
• Erinsborough
• Fitzroy*
• Fitzroy North*
• Footscray*
• Laverton
• Malvern
• Northcote*
• "North Northcote"
• Richmond*
• Seddon
• Southbank
• South Melbourne
• St Kilda
• Thornbury
• Upper Beaconsfield
• West Melbourne*
• Yarraville

* These suburbs are known to exist and you are encouraged to visit them. All other suburbs listed are myths, stories handed down from the time of landline telephones. Their existence is unchecked and may or may not reflect reality. They are included here for research purposes. People who claim to be from these suburbs most probably need coffee. In Melbourne, dialling 000 a rough group of thugs dressed in blue will bring you coffee, and a nice room to stay in.