Welcome to the Wiki, Alien From Outer Space. You can use the wiki to:

  1. Decide where to land your UFO. Be sure to observe the many parking regulations, which may or may not apply to hovering objects.

  2. Learn where you can walk amongst us unnoticed

  3. Find a field in which to make a crop circle.

  4. Decide where to hide your UFO, such as in the Harkrider underpass at Hendrix.

Since you are from an inscrutable culture, we are happy to learn about your customs, but it is very important to note that certain acts will not be tolerated in the Conway community.

That being said, use the wiki and welcome to the insane asylum of the universe! And remember: Don't Panic! You already have the guide.